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[snoring]
[clock ringing]

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[upbeat music]

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[cheerful music]

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I've been trying to get him to not work
so hard and to go on a vacation.

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Gloria doesn't understand
how much work it is to run a farm.

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Neither do I. What's so hard?
Your farmhands plow the fields.

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You only feed the animals.

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You know what it's like to feed
all those mouths?

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Doc Boy, I feed Garfield and Odie.

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Well, you've got a point there.
And don't call me Doc Boy.

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Say, where is Garfield?

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[honking]

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Come on, come on.
Drive me back to civilization.

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Garfield doesn't like it
here on the farm.

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Anyway,
I still say feeding animals is easy.

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And I still say you don't know
what you're talking about.

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And I still say, "Let's go home."

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He works harder than you think, Jon.

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And I still think he needs
to take a vacation.

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One of these days...

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I'd better get Garfield home before...

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[Vito] Here as you requested, Garfield!

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Your emergency order. Pizza away!

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[joyful music]

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All right.

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-We'll go home.
-Wait. I have some fighter pilots

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airlifting pastrami sandwiches.

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-[Doc Boy] Come back soon! So long, now.
-Bye! See you later!

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Now, about that vacation...

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But who'd take care of the cow?
And the horse? And the chickens and--

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You can find someone!

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You're right, I can. And I know who.

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[Jon] Visiting my brother was fun.

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No cable TV.

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That farm of his is so cool.

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Roosters that crow at 5 a.m.

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And the air smells so great.

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If you like the smell of cow.

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[doorbell ringing] I wonder who this is.

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Doc Boy! Gloria!

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-Hello, Jon.
-And don't call him Doc Boy.

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Doc Boy and Gloria? See?

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Even they couldn't stand that farm.

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So, I finally persuaded him
to take a vacation.

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And we don't even know where
we're going or when we'll be back.

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Why don't we visit
that relative of yours you told me about?

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Which one?

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Her name was Aunt Something...

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[in unison] Aunt Ivy!

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[gasping and trembling]

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Forget I mentioned her.

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Don't worry, folks. She's not
in this episode. It's safe to watch.

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Who's taking care
of your animals while you're away?

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Someone who said he thought it was easy.

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Me?

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Oh, no!
I don't have time to go up to your farm.

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Who said anything about taking care
of them in my farmyard?

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[mooing]

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I don't like the nearness of that moo.

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Oh, no!

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[animal sounds]

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[sad music]

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[stammering]

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-I couldn't have put it better.
-[barking]

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Doc Boy? Doc Boy?

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[dramatic music]

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-Doc Boy!
-[barking]

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We left plenty of food and audio
instructions on how to feed them.

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We'll see you
when we get back from our vacation.

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Whenever that is.

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[tires screeching]

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And don't call me Doc Boy!

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[hoedown music]

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In a situation like this,
there's only one thing to do.

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-You with me, Odie?
-[barking]

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[sighing]

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[groaning]

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We'll be at a hotel
until the animals are gone.

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[barking]

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Oh, no!

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You're not running out on this.

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You're going to help me
take care of the animals

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until Doc Boy and Gloria get back.
Whenever that is.

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We'll keep them in the back yard.

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It won't be so bad...
unless of course, it starts to rain.

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[dramatic music]

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You had to say that, didn't you?

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Come on. Let's get them inside.

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[dramatic music]

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The weird part is... this is the cleanest
this house has been in months.

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I don't think they left enough food.

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I'm going to get some more
before the store closes.

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My brother left this CD,

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"How to Feed Farm Animals."
Play it and do as it says while I'm gone.

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If you don't feed them, I don't feed you.

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Good. I'll be back as soon as I can.

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All right.
Let's see what this thing says.

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[cheerful music]

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[instructor] Hello.

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Welcome to "How to Feed Farm Animals."

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Lesson one: Chickens.
Spread chicken feed evenly on ground.

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All right. I'll try that.

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Suppertime.

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Get your delicious chicken feed
right here!

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[cackling angrily]

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Come on. What are you waiting for?

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Would you eat that?

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Probably. There's not a lot I won't eat.

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Try it.

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Ok.

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[spitting]

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Ok, we gotta get you something
better than that.

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[rooster crowing]

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Why do you have to do that?

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Because I just love to go
"cock-a-doodle-doo"!

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It's in my soul. It's in my heart.

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[crowing]

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Yeah, but it's also in my ears.

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I can't help myself. I have to go
"cock-a-doodle doo"!

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Well then, I'll help you.

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Step right in here.

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[thudding]

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Ok,

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let's see what's next.

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[instructor] Feeding goats.

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Many people think goats eat tin cans.

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This is not true.
They merely like to lick the glue

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that is often used
to put a label on a tin can.

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Oh. That's so good to know, Mr. Voice.

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Here.

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I know you don't eat tin cans but...
[sniffing]

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What was in that when it was full?

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[sniffing] Spaghetti, I think.

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Oh, great. You get the spaghetti.
I get the empty can.

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Well now, wait a minute...

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Hey, you dropped something
on the ground behind you.

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I don't see anything.

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[bleating]

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Ok. We've gotta get you
some better food, too.

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[instructor] Feeding horses.
Horses eat hay.

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Odie! Bring the hay in here.

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[barking]

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[cheerful music]

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[neighing]

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Hey, it's your hay.

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I'm not eating that.
You know what hay tastes like?

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It's dry. It's tasteless. It's... it's...

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Like Jon's meatloaf?

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Well, probably not that bad.

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Wait here.

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Here. There's no food that can't
be made edible with enough ketchup.

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Bon appétit.

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Whoa! My mistake. This isn't ketchup.
It's ultra-powerful hot sauce.

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[dramatic music]

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[neighing]

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[hoedown music]

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[neighing]

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Sorry about that,
but I'll make it up to you.

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I'm going to give you guys
some real food.

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Let's see...

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yesterday's macaroni...
leftover Chinese food...

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[chewing]

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[cheerful music]

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Mmm. This is delicious.

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So much better than... tin cans.

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This is so much better than what
Doc Boy feeds us on the farm.

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We're never going to leave this house.

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Oh, no!

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We can't keep them here, Odie.
It's time to take drastic steps.

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[whimpering]

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-More drastic than that.
-[whimpering]

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-More drastic than that.
-[whimpering]

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More drastic than that.

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[gasping]

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If small children are watching,

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they should look away from the screen.
This could be... really scary.

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[doorbell ringing]

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[dramatic music]

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I know. I said Aunt Ivy
wasn't in this episode. I lied.

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Jon? Jon?

181
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I got your email inviting me to stay
with you until Christmas after next.

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This isn't good.

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This place looks like a barnyard.

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Even worse, it smells like a barnyard.

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Look at the feathers on that chicken.

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Look at the giblets on that turkey.

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Get that cow out of here.

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I'm lactose intolerant.

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Get that sheep out of here.

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I hate wool.

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Tell that rooster if he doesn't shut up,

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he won't like
what I'll cock-a-doodle-do to him.

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[Gloria] But it's supposed
to be our vacation.

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It will be. But I'm worried about how
my brother will take care of the animals.

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I just want to check
and make sure they're ok.

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My animals! They're all running away!

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Come back! Come back!
I'll take you back to the farm.

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[hoedown music]

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[giggling] Problem solved.

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Oh, you're wondering
about the bigger problem.

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-Aunt Ivy. Don't worry.
-I'm not staying in this house...

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It smells like a barnyard
and all the fur and feathers...

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[sneezing]
...are kicking up my allergies.

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I'm going to stay in the most expensive
hotel in town and charge it to Jon.

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Other problem solved.
Now, I have just one more thing to do.

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Remember this CD?

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I have to go online
and find the guy who makes them.

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I have an idea.

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[Jon] I don't know how you did it.

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Doc Boy called and said
they are safe on their farm

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and he'll find a sitter
before his vacation.

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Good!

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00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,080
Listen to this.

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00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:09,320
The CD player? Something on here
you want me to listen to?

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[instructor] Hello.

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Welcome to "How to Feed Garfield Cat."

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Lesson one. Breakfast.

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Garfield enjoys a modest breakfast,

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including waffles with syrup,
fresh berries,

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coffee with sugar, cream,
more sugar, buttermilk pancakes,

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sausage patty and links,

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eggs fried, scrambled
and poached on other eggs,

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lasagna, cold and hot cereal,

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buttered toast, bacon,
more bacon, lots more bacon...

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I gotta admit...

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[upbeat music]

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Subtitling: ECLAIR